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Kingdom Come: Deliverance 2: A Hilarious Odyssey of Unpredictable Side Quests

Kingdom Come: Deliverance 2 isn't just a brutally realistic medieval RPG; it's a comedic masterpiece of unexpected absurdity. This article details some of the most hilariously bizarre side quests encountered while exploring Bohemia. No main storyline spoilers here, just pure, unadulterated quirky fun.

Table of Contents:

• Laboring for Troubadours, Only to Receive a Terrible Song
• Rescuing an Alcoholic Hunter... and Delivering Him Straight to the Tavern
• Confronting the Polovtsians, Only to Philosophize with a Dog
• Going Rogue as a Thief and Paying the Price
• Selling a Stolen Horse and Meeting Gypsies
• Why Kingdom Come: Deliverance 2 Stands Out

Laboring for Troubadours, Only to Receive a Terrible Song

Želejov, a charming town boasting a bathhouse, fighting arena, and tavern, is home to two incredibly lazy troubadours dreaming of Bohemian musical domination. Their problem? A complete lack of funds, instruments, and artistic direction.

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Henry, ever the helpful protagonist, embarks on a series of increasingly ridiculous errands. He steals a lute (risking arrest!), only for the troubadours to snap the strings and demand replacements made from sheep intestines. Further misadventures involve debt collection and hauling sacks, all culminating in a reward: a mind-numbingly boring song about Henry's mundane tasks. The locals cringe, Henry facepalms, and the player laughs.

Rescuing an Alcoholic Hunter... and Delivering Him Straight to the Tavern

Those lute strings? They require crafting by the inebriated hunter, Vojtěch, who's currently stuck in a tree after a wolf encounter. The typical rescue involves carrying him back to camp, saving his horse, and helping him sober up. But what if you deliver him directly to the tavern?

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That's exactly what happened. The ensuing trek, carrying a disgruntled Vojtěch, ends with his furious rejection of Henry's "help." Their next encounter? Vojtěch offers the "best view" behind his shack as compensation.

Confronting the Polovtsians, Only to Philosophize with a Dog

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The Polovtsians, responsible for Henry's family's tragedy, are found causing trouble in a tavern. A vengeful Henry heads to their camp, expecting a fight. Instead, he finds friendly individuals, engages in matchmaking, excessive drinking, and bizarre singing. The highlight? A philosophical dog who challenges Henry to a lake swim (the "Don't Drown!" quest).

Going Rogue as a Thief and Paying the Price

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After mastering stealth, a single botched heist turns Henry into Bohemia's most wanted. The evidence? Flashy accessories and lingering smells. The game's attention to detail is hilariously evident in this unexpected arrest.

Selling a Stolen Horse and Meeting Gypsies

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A stolen horse, a sleeping gypsy horse trader (Mikolaj), and a runaway steed create another memorable misadventure. Mikolaj's leisurely breakfast while Henry waits to sell the horse is a testament to the game's immersive detail.

Why Kingdom Come: Deliverance 2 Stands Out

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These are just a few examples of the game's unique charm. Every decision, however small, has unexpected consequences. The commitment to realism and immersion ensures every playthrough is a unique and hilariously unpredictable adventure. Bohemia awaits!