Drunken Santa

Welcome to the ultimate holiday gaming experience where New Year's fireworks and explosions light up your screen! In our game, you'll find the thrill of festive chaos as you navigate through the city on a mission to deliver Christmas gifts on time.

Santa's not just any delivery man; he's speeding through the city in his armored sleigh, ramming and crashing into cars, buses, and giant heavy multi-ton trucks on Christmas Eve. It's a wild ride filled with New Year's fireworks and explosions, all part of the exhilarating gameplay you'll find in our game.

Key Features:

• Realistic Armored Jet Sleigh Handling: Feel the power as you control Santa's high-speed sleigh.
• Liquid Sleigh Repair Nanokits in Whiskey Bottles: Keep the sleigh running smoothly with these unique repair kits.
• Unique Crash Physics: Experience the thrill of realistic collisions and crashes.
• Wrecks and Explosions: Enjoy the spectacle of destruction as you plow through the city.
• Beautiful Night City on Christmas Eve: Immerse yourself in a stunningly rendered festive cityscape.
• Lots of Cars to Destroy: Use your throwing gifts and presents to cause havoc on the roads.
• Different Sled Models: Choose from a variety of sleighs to suit your style.
• Amazing Realistic Graphics: Feast your eyes on the detailed visuals that bring the game to life.
• Robust and Painfully Truthful Christmas Traffic Simulations: Navigate through realistic holiday traffic scenarios.
• Achievements and Leaderboards: Compete with players worldwide to see who can cause the most festive chaos.
• Easy Controls: Simple and intuitive controls make the game accessible to all players.
• Love, Happiness, and Christmas Cheers: Feel the holiday spirit as you play.
• Awesome Sound Design: Enjoy a soundtrack that enhances the festive atmosphere.
• Offline and Online Play: Play anytime, anywhere, with or without an internet connection.
• Great Variety in Traffic: Encounter buses, SUVs, and heavy trucks as you speed through the city.

If you enjoy this game, rest assured we're committed to adding even more exciting content in future updates.

Gameplay:

• Wreck Other Cars to Earn Points: The more you destroy, the higher your score.
• Successive Wrecks and Combos Give Bonus Points: Chain your crashes for maximum points.
• Liquid Sleigh Repair Nanokits Restore Health: Keep your sleigh in top condition to continue your rampage.
• Earn the Most Points and Check Out Your Place on the World Leaderboard: Compete globally to be the top festive destructor.

While we couldn't include every feature we envisioned, here's what you won't find in our game:

• A way to order a taxi - Santa Claus drives himself.
• Many different levels.
• Multi-language support.
• Real car driving experience.
• Existing modern supercars or muscle cars.
• Dangerous overtakes.
• Burning asphalt - it's winter, after all.
• Match-3 gameplay.
• Real car sounds.
• Police chases - everyone loves Santa.
• Guns and gunplay (though we might add a Santa bazooka later).
• Real ridiculously expensive elite cars.
• Donald Trump.

We also couldn't implement the following features in time:

• Smashing enemies with swords.
• Defeating and killing monsters and bosses.
• Leveling up heroes.
• Racing a real brand sports car on busy streets.
• Buying new cars - Santa only drives sleighs.
• Upgrading or leveling up cars - Santa only drives sleighs.
• Becoming the best driver.
• Doing tricks and stunts - Santa prioritizes safety (and enjoys a bit of holiday cheer).

Despite these omissions, you can still experience real holiday madness and lots of crazy, awesome moments playing our game. It's all about explosions, presents, and Christmas spirits!

In our humble opinion, this is the best holiday game of 2017 and, although we may be biased, perhaps even the best Christmas game of 2018! We'd also like to think we've created the best racing game of 2017 and 2018, though it's not strictly a racing game. Oh well.

P.S. The developers in no way condone or approve of Santa Claus's actions in this game. Please abide by traffic laws.

Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, and Happy New Year! Cheers!

What's New in the Latest Version 0.0.5

Last updated on Dec 12, 2017

• Increased speed sleigh! Now Santa is hurrying even faster!
• Added new machines.

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